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The Salazars ❤️

¡Bienvenidos a nuestra familia!

Evis · Karen · Jacob · Camila · Evis Jr. · Baby Boy (Nov 2026)

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Meet the Crew

The humans who make life fun and loud.

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Evis 🦁

Papi / El Jefe
Born 1981 · El Salvador 🇸🇻
Army Vet · Heavy Equipment Boss · Salvadoran at heart 🫘
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Karen Susana 💃

Mami / The Boss (real one)
La reina de la casa 👑
Keeps Evis in line · Best mom ever · San Sebastián style 🌸
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Jacob 🎮

Big Brother
Born December 8, 2017
Gamer in training · Oldest cipote · Future engineer 🚀
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Camila 🎀

Middle Princess
Born October 25, 2020
Full of personality · Bossy in the cutest way · Daddy's girl 💕
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Evis Jr. 🌸🌊

Little Man
Born May 15, 2023
Tiny but mighty · Steals everyones food · Professional snuggler 🧸
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Baby Boy 💙

Coming Soon!
Due November 2026
The final boss 👑 · Watch this space!
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Baby Boy Countdown

Our little man is almost here!

🕐 Until We Meet Our Baby Boy

Due November 2026 — Porterville, CA

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💙 Team Blue! 💙

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Baby Boy Coming Soon!

Our little man is on the way! 🍼

Baby's Coming

💙 Team Blue! 💙

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Maternity Beach Shoot

Our beautiful family — summer 2026 🌊

Holding hands at the beach
Karen standing in the ocean
Heart over baby bump
Dancing at sunset
Looking at each other
Walking hand in hand
Family facing the ocean
Kids playing at the beach
Karen with the kids
Dad holding kid on shoulders
Family with waves at feet
Family walking at sunset
Family walking black and white
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Family Videos

Our greatest hits.

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🎬 Summer Fun 2026

The kids at the beach — pure chaos!

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🎂 Jacob's Birthday

Another year, another awesome party.

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💃 Camila's Dance Moves

She's got the rhythm!

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😆 Evis Jr.'s Giggle

The cutest sound in the world.

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Family Quotes

Things we actually say around here.

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Vos, vení acá, cipote.
— Evis, to any child within 50 ft
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Ay, Evis! ¡Dejá de estar en el celular!
— Karen, every single day
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Dad, can I play on your computer?
— Jacob, negotiating skills level: expert
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NOOOO, THAT'S MINE! 😡
— Camila, defender of all toys
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Buh! Buh! (translation: give me food)
— Evis Jr., the professional beggar
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Kick! Kick! Kick! I'm almost here! 👶
— Baby Boy (Nov 2026), warming up
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I love you more than pupusas.
— Evis to Karen (the highest compliment)
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En esta casa mandamos nosotros — pero ella manda más. 😅
— Evis, about Karen
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Our Story

How this beautiful chaos began.

1981

🇸🇻 Evis Arrives

Born in El Salvador. Future Army vet, business owner, and professional dad-joke teller.

2016

💍 Evis & Karen Tie the Knot

The Salazar family officially begins. Karen immediately takes charge. Evis thinks he's in charge. 😂

Dec 8, 2017

🧒 Jacob Arrives

Firstborn! The big brother, the gamer, the negotiator. Evis finally has someone to play video games with.

Oct 25, 2020

🎀 Camila Arrives

The middle child with main character energy. Princess, boss, and professional sass-master.

May 15, 2023

🌸 Evis Jr. Arrives

The little man of the family. Tiny, mighty, and always hungry. Master snuggler.

Nov 2026

💙 Baby Boy Almost Here!

The final piece of the puzzle! A baby boy to complete the Salazar crew. Team Blue! 👶

Jul 31, 2026

🎢 SeaWorld Adventure

Family trip to SeaWorld! Memories made, kids exhausted, parents victorious. 🐬

🎵 Want some fun music?